Scotty Tacobody

Hailing from Parts Unknown, Scottytacobody is a man of many talents and zero chill. Whether he’s dominating the pole at Diesel or crushing steaks like a champ, this Degenerate Gambler @ Par-A-Dice Casino lives life on the edge—one taco at a time.

Credentials & Titles:

Self-Proclaimed Taco Aficionado – If it’s wrapped in a tortilla, he’s tried it… twice.
Pole Champion @ Diesel – No explanation needed. Just know, he owns the stage.
Steak Eating Champion – Where others tap out, he digs in.
Degenerate Gambler – Par-A-Dice Casino knows him by name and bankroll.
Biggest Beard in Peoria – A beard so majestic, it deserves its own zip code.

Catch Him Live:

Weekdays 10-3 – Where the magic happens.

Personal Stats:

• Favorite Taco: A Free one (because free tacos taste better).
• Favorite Pastime: Biking—probably to work off the tacos.
• Favorite WWE Finisher: The Stone Cold Stunner—because sometimes life just needs a smackdown.

Strengths:

Livin’ La Vida Loca – Full throttle, zero regrets.
Eating – Olympic-level skills.
Not Counting Calories – Life’s too short for that nonsense.

Weaknesses:

Weakest Ankles This Side of the Mississippi – Built for tacos, not marathons.
Hairy AF – Sasquatch vibes strong.
Can’t Stop Eating – An unstoppable force in the food game.

Favorite Bands:

Incubus – Deep cuts and chill vibes.
Red Hot Chili Peppers – Funky monks, forever.
ZZ Top – Beards, blues, and bad decisions.